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1derfulerection:

“i only wear red pants” louis says as he struts out of his jail cell, throws the orange jumpsuit on the ground, and breaks through the prison entrance by flying out on his sassy rainbow unicorn

directionersinnarnia:

I’ve always wanted to be one of those people that ran a blog who was funny and everyone loved

carlito-carlito-gimme-yar-salsa:

Crying happy tears omfg.

OMFG ACTUALLY?

(Source: abc1directioner)

  • satan: let there be wifi passwords
  • satan: let there be calories
  • satan: let there be post limit
  • satan: let there be swag
  • satan: let there be sweat

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

this is what a guy would do if i was trying to be seductive..awks.

loved this part

(Source: ggrint)